| Q: What's another name for Bill Clinton's whores?
A: The White House Press Corps.
Q: What has Clinton done that no one has been able
to do in the last 5 years?
A: Unite the Republican Party.
Q: What is the difference between Bill Clinton and
Elvis?
A: Elvis was drafted and served proudly in the Army.
Q: What has two left wings and a crooked willie?
A: Air Force One.
Q: If you had Clinton, Gore, and Dolly Parton on
stage together, what would you have?
A: Two boobs and a great country singer!
Q: How is Bill Clinton like an unemployed school
teacher?
A: No class and no principals.
Q: How does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to
pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames republicans and special interests
for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after
his economic blueprint takes effect?
A: Everything's $100
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a pickpocket?
A: A pickpocket snatches watches.
Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the
Washington monument, who'd land first?
A: Who cares?
Q: Why are they renaming Arkansas Hwy 69 the
"Bill Clinton Highway?"
A: The road is crooked, slick, and has a yellow stripe down the middle.
Q: What do Bill Clinton and the Mississippi River have in common?
A: Both are all wet, wander all over the place, and are controlled by dikes.
Q: What costume did Bill Clinton wear to a Halloween party that scared everyone to death?
A: He came dressed as a two-term president.
Q: When did Clinton's friends become sure that he
had political ambitions?
A: When he married outside of his family.
Q: What do you call a traffic jam over LAX?
A: Hairlock.
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents?
A: Absolutely nothing
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and the Presidential limo?
A: A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Q: What does Jeffrey Dahmer's victims and The Clintons' hair styles have in common?
A: They both look like the work of a butcher...
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat
sinks. Who is saved?
A: The United States of America
Q: What's the differents between Bill Clinton and an
elephant?
A: About 20 pounds and a jogging suit.
Q: What does David Koresh have in common with Bill
Clinton?
A: They smoked but didn't inhale.
Q: Why didn't Bill send Chelsea to public
school?
A: He doesn't want her secret service protection to be out-gunned.
Q: What's the difference between a Bill Clinton and
a carp,
A: One's a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other's a fish.
Q: What's the difference between the Waco ATF and
Bill Clinton?
A: BIll Clinton burned 260 million people.
Q: How many Democrats does it take to screw in a
light bulb?
A: None, they only know how to screw the taxpayer. |
