| Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Two -- One to promise he'll do it better than anyone else and ne to obscure the issues.
A: None -- He'll only promise "change."
A: HE DOESN'T! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", and gets congress to
pass a billion dollar light security bill, and blames Republicans and special interests
for not making lightbulbs free.
Q: How does Bill Clinton say "*%*@$* you"?
A: "Trust me."
Q: What's the difference between George
Washington and Bill Clinton?
A: George Washington, when getting caught, said "I cannot tell a lie, I chopped
down the cherry tree", and Bill Clinton said "Who's Charlie Trie?"
Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team?
A: The Dodgers.
Q: How is Bill like a character actor?
A: When he shows character, he's acting.
Q: Have you heard about the new Bill Clinton doll?
A: You pull a little ring and it NEVER tells the same story twice!
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt.
Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.
Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of
character suit against his critics?
A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.
Q: What's a Clinton sandwich?
A: Pure bologna piled high and deep.
Q: What is Bill Clinton's favorite color?
A: Plaid
Q: Why is Clinton prone to losing his voice?
A: He keeps having to eat his words.
Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals?
A: They all make a living by lying to people.
Q: What is the difference between Hitler and Bill Clinton?
A: Hitler intended to deliver on his speeches. |
