Comrade Clinton...
Treasoner in Chief

Q: What are the administration's favorite words in foreign policy?
A: We have not ruled out military force.

Q:  Whats A difference between George Washington and Bill Clinton
A:  George Washington chopped down a cherry tree and Bill Clinton took money from a Charlie Trie.

Q: What is Clinton's plan to create thousands of small businesses?
A: Take thousands of big businesses and wait four years.

Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?
A: To study economics.

Q: What is the difference between the U.S. and the former USSR?
A: The U.S. still has a Communist Party in power.

Q: What are the two featured songs at the Clinton inauguration?
A: Back in the USSR followed by Inhale to the Chief.

Q: What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?
A: A competent liberal President.

Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A: Runs away from the draft.

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter?
A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

Q: If Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper took a boat ride and the boat capsized, who would be saved?
A: The United States of America!

Q: How can you tell when Clinton is ready for battle [in Bosnia]?
A: He's got his jogging suit on.

Q: Why does the Clinton administration want to reinvent government?
A: They are having a lot of trouble dealing with the existing form...democracy.

Q: Why did Clinton choose Canada as the site for his summit with Yeltsin?
A: So he could look up some college buddies who moved up there during the war.

Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election?
A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!

Q: Did you hear that someone threw a bottle of beer at Clinton?
A: Yes, but it's ok. It was a Draft and he was able to dodge it.

Q: What's the difference between President Hoover and Clinton?
A: One promised a chicken in every pot and the other was an unpromising chicken who smoked pot.

Q: How did we know long before the Haiti invasion that Clinton was planning to go to war?
A: He visited Oxford.