Clinton Jokes

Drop Trou Willie's
Favorite
Political Jokes

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Sample:
Q: What did Hillary tell Bill when the Paula Jones story broke?
A: " I TOLD YOU to let Teddy Kennedy drive her home!"

Honestly, Bill
Sample:
Q: Did you hear they put two new faces on Mt. Rushmore?
A: Yeah, they were Bill Clinton.

Comrade Clinton....Treasoner in Chief
Sample:
Q: What does Clinton do to lose weight?
A: Runs away from the draft.

Sample:
Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?
A: None. The democrats do that.

And Hillary, Too

Sample:
Q: Who is the most dangerous woman in the world?
A: Tonya Rodham Bobbitt

Algore

Sample:
Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A: T-A-T-E-R

Sample:
Q: What is Joycelyn Elder's new job?
A: Spokesperson for the Pocket Fisherman.

Sample:
Q: What has two left wings and a crooked willie?
A: Air Force One.

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