And Hillary, Too!

Q: Who becomes president of the U.S.A: when the President Dies?
A: Bill Clinton of course!

Q: Why doesn't Hillary cut Bill's hair?
A: He won't pay her $300.

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton a miracle child?
A: Because lawyers use their personalities for birth control.

Q:  What did Hillary say when asked "How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?"
A:  I DON'T KNOW...AND THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade?
A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

Q: What kind of neckwear does Hillary Clinton look best in?
A: Stocks  & Chains

Q: What do Hillary Clinton and the Dallas Cowboys have in common?
A: They both dominate Bills

Q: What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and a pit bull?
A: The pit bull doesn't carry a briefcase.

Q: What does Hillary's new hair style have to do with her heading the Health Care Reform Task Force?
A: She wanted to look more like nurse Ratchett from One Flew over theCuckoo's Nest .

Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
A: She looks like her dad Janet Reno.

Q: Who is the most dangerous woman in the world?
A: Tonya Rodham Bobbitt

Q: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pu**y every morning?
A: Sends him to work!

Q: What kind of jewelry does Hillary look best in?
A: Handcuffs

Q: Why did Bill Clinton cross the road?
A: To tax the chicken.
A: Because Hillary pulled him by his balls.

Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
A: He married her.

Q: Do you know why they outlawed mini skirts in the White House?
A: So Hillary's balls wouldn't show!

Q: Did you here about Kentucky Fried Chicken's Hillary Combo meal?
A: two small breasts, two large thighs and two left wings.

Q: Why is President Clinton ussually in a bad mood?
A: P.M.S.

Q: Why did Bubba and Hillary only have one kid?
A: Vince Foster is dead.

Q: What does Hillary Clinton have in common with Gerald Ford?
A: They both became president without being elected.

Q:  How did Bill and Hillary meet?
A:  They were both dating the same girl.