Algore...

Q: How can you tell Al Gore from a bunch of dead bodies?
A: He's the stiff one.

Q: What do Bill Clinton and Kurt Cobain have in common?
A: Half a brain and Gore on their backs.

Q: What do radical environmentalists like Al Gore have in common with a watermelon?
A: They're green on the outside and red on the inside.


Q: How do you spot Al Gore in a room full of secret service agents?
A: He's the stiff one.

Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore's life?
A: Grade 6

Q: How does Al Gore spell potato?
A: T-A-T-E-R